Rolling Stones to play the Super Bowl halftime show.
Yawn. The Stones haven't been viable as a creative act since, what, 1978? I love it when they put out a new record and the critics all line up to kiss their tired, wrinkled asses while simultaneously saying the band's previous record was rote and by-the-numbers. In other words, all the reviewers who say that A Bigger Bang is a great record now will say it sucked seven or eight years from now when the Stones release its follow-up.