It's a nasty, ugly-ass day outside, that's for certain. The meteorologists are all saying that the rainy weather here in the Ohio Valley is the result of Hurricane Dennis's death throes.
Whatever, I don't like it. Rain, rain, go fuck yourself.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." --H.L. Mencken